Posted on June 23, 2009 by Svetlana Ivanova
Probably every woman has wondered what it’s like to have a penis. At Good Vibrations Magazine, John Thursday reveals the true penis story.
What’s it like to have a penis? I get asked that a lot, and not always by women.
There’s no single answer. My relationship with my dangling self, like all healthy relationships, has evolved over time. We have grown and changed together, staying up late, swapping stories.
I must say it is undeniably fun to have a penis. It’s like walking around with your own amusement park ride.
But the relationship is not entirely fluid. Having survived 34 years so far I can attest to three distinct phases; and so, three distinct rides. Read more
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Posted on May 9, 2009 by Svetlana Ivanova
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #165? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Confessional: Breaking the Girl
“And that’s why I’ll love it, that’s what will fuel me to dig deeper.”
Does Art imitate Life or Life Art?
“We were experimental and conventional and some times both in the same round of sex. ”
“And this is no sweet kissing”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
A Porn Customer Protests
Fetish Fridays: Teabagging
Light Me Up Right
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Posted on April 11, 2009 by Svetlana Ivanova
A couple attempting “the deckchair” sex position from the Kama Sutra had to call paramedics after she spasmed, trapping her husband inside her.
A kinky couple were rushed to hospital after getting trapped in a position from the Kama Sutra sex manual.
Horrified Ivan Sokolov, 56, found he was stuck fast when his wife Valentina 51, had a muscle spasm as they romped in a position known as the “deck chair”.
After failing for an hour to free themselves the red-faced couple dialled paramedics in Kalhuga, central Russia, for help. Read more
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Posted on January 5, 2009 by Svetlana Ivanova
Holy Taco lists nine people who kill the mood during sex. I’ve encountered three of them so far.
There are a lot of “dos” and “don’ts” during sexual encounters that most people have little trouble following. (Do insert your penis. Don’t sneeze during intercourse.) But some types of people, on the other hand, always do something that screws up the whole thing. Here are nine of them.
7. The Guy that Answers Rhetorical Dirty Talk Questions with Serious
Dirty talk is like playing in a coed softball league: it’s a fun activity, but if you take it too seriously, you look like an asshole. Dirty talk questions are part of a fantasy that makes sex hotter. Therefore when a woman asks you five times in a row, “How do you make me so wet?” and you give a real world answer like, “I don’t know, maybe the angle.” And even though you whispered it in your sexy voice, it’s a real answer and thus, kills the mood. Read more
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Posted on January 4, 2009 by Svetlana Ivanova
Jonathan Peretti at The Huffington Post listed The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart as the tenth most viral web story of 2008. Women think this chart is really funny, but men don’t seem to like it. If you feel strongly about this topic, you can participate in the penis-size debate forum.
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Posted on December 13, 2008 by Svetlana Ivanova
NewsMutiny provides today’s insane gentlemen with twelve tips for scoring with women. I think I’ve met some of the insane gentlemen this article is aimed at, so I just hope they always remember the last tip.
- Offering to buy a woman a drink in a bar is a good first step towards scoring. If she says she’s not thirsty or simply doesn’t drink, try offering her the five bucks you were going to spend on the beverage to come back to your place.
- Most women want to be pursued, so if they run away, by all means go after them. Regardless of what they might scream at you, to others to petition their assistance, or throw in your path to impede your chase, rest assured you are scoring big points by fulfilling a deep-seated subconscious desire.
- Practice makes perfect. Gluing a picture of the object of your desire’s face over an inflatable sex doll will allow you to practice your kissing and intercourse technique so you’ll be sure to impress her when it’s time for the real thing. Read more
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Posted on September 2, 2008 by Svetlana Ivanova
What women would do if they had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. Read more
What Men Would Do If They Had a Vagina for a Day
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