9 People Who Kill the Mood during Sex

Holy Taco lists nine people who kill the mood during sex. I’ve encountered three of them so far.

There are a lot of “dos” and “don’ts” during sexual encounters that most people have little trouble following. (Do insert your penis. Don’t sneeze during intercourse.) But some types of people, on the other hand, always do something that screws up the whole thing. Here are nine of them.

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7. The Guy that Answers Rhetorical Dirty Talk Questions with Serious
Responses

Dirty talk is like playing in a coed softball league: it’s a fun activity, but if you take it too seriously, you look like an asshole. Dirty talk questions are part of a fantasy that makes sex hotter. Therefore when a woman asks you five times in a row, “How do you make me so wet?” and you give a real world answer like, “I don’t know, maybe the angle.” And even though you whispered it in your sexy voice, it’s a real answer and thus, kills the mood. Read more

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