4 Over-Rated Places to Have Sex

From sex on the beach to sex on the kitchen table, Rich Santos looks at four over-rated places to have sex.

I figure that any location with a drink named after it (Sex on the Beach) must be a great place to try it out. But I can disprove any theory that sex in certain “traditional” hot spots is good. Here is my reasoning:

Sex on the Beach

Ever since Jaws, I’ve feared the ocean. The sea is very romantic, but I would be too nervous the entire time. Jaws proved in that first scene of the movie-like Jason from Friday the 13th-that he won’t put up with bad behavior like pot-smoking or sex. Aside from Jaws, there are all sorts of other creatures out there. While walking in the ocean I’ve stepped on some unidentified crustaceous creatures and we’ve both scuttled along away from one another in fear.

Maybe it’s safer on shore? No way– because sand gets into everything. It has a mind of its own. Sand makes sex uncomfortable and even painful. My solution is to try to get a place by the beach and do it out on the porch where you can see and hear the waves: Sex at the beach, but not on the beach. Read more

2 Responses

  1. yeah, you are rite.. only in porn movies which they seem to enjoy it.. however i never tried it yet.. well, mayB with adequate means, it is enjoyable.. after all, sex, wherever it is, should be fun..
    lol
    :P

  2. good

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