Sex Tips for People Who Hate Their Spouse

NewsMutiny offers sex tips for a large, but neglected audience: people who hate their spouse.

In the spirit of all those awful fashion magazines like Vogue and Cosmo that customarily include one page of rehashed sex tips somewhere inside their monthly publication of 850 pages of advertisements, below are a number of highly useful sex tips for people who couldn’t care less:

• Don’t push it – If your wife is anything like mine and has a fuck buddy she spares little to no effort in concealing, feel free to insist upon some modicum of discretion – like taking it a motel, or at least keeping their elephantine rutting to a minimum while you’re trying to watch the god damn game. Read more

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