The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

Holy Taco describes the eight places you probably lost your virginity from both his and her perspective. I hate to admit to being so trite, but I lost mine in one of these eight.

You always remember where you were when you lost your virginity, and most of the time you wish you could forget it.


HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HER PERSPECTIVE: You held back the urge to vomit due to his entire weight pushing against your stomach which was filled with 40 ounces of malt liquor and top sirloin, while you repeatedly told him “it’s cool” when he incessantly apologized for first dropping the condom rapper underneath his box of road flares and then for his inability to actually put his penis into your vagina on his own, which according to him was due to the logistics of the back seat, and not his unfamiliarity with vaginas. Read more

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