Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

My ninth most popular post all-time is 7 Tips for Swallowing Semen, so men who are wondering what to get their wives or girlfriends for Christmas may find the cookbook Natural harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes to be the perfect gift. Now in its second edition, the book is published by Lulu and is ranked 1,287 in popularity at the Lulu Marketplace. Here’s the publisher’s description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book!

One of the reader comments shows how much this book has been needed:

Thank god for this book! For years I have been slipping my secret sauce into all different types of food and beverages at my home and while at work at the local Chuck E. Cheese. The kids really seem to love their pizza when it is covered with my “secret sauce”. Some times I can see a mother with that “I know I have had this taste in my mouth before” look on their face. Read more

The Christmas shopping season is short this year, so you’ll have to order right away to be sure to get it delivered in time to slip into your sweetheart’s stocking.

One Response

  1. Wow was that person joking about chucky cheese pizza? I don’t mind swallowing my lovers sperm during sex. But to force unknowning costumers and children to eat something so personal and even hazardous if there infected is disgusting and wrong. Besides that I love your post this one was a bit much lol.

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