Em & Lo at the Daily Bedpost tell how NOT to kiss (in 20 steps). The bonus twenty-first tip is extremely important, too.
Sometimes it’s easier to impart sexual technique by focusing on what NOT to do — especially when it comes to something as variable as kissing, where there are so many different styles, techniques and preferences that many people enjoy. So by focusing on the negative — the 20 things almost all people DON’T enjoy — we hope to help you osculate with style.
Whatever you do, DO NOT…
1 … have bad breath or unclean teeth — it’s the equivalent of hooking up in underwear with skid marks.
2 … lick your lips before going in — this is not dinner.
3 … drown your lips in gloss or lipstick.
4 … tongue jab.
5 … have chapped lips. Read more