Things That Annoy Women in the Bedroom

BaggageReclaim has a list of things that annoy women in the bedroom. Though the writing is funny, many of these things are serious enough to turn a woman off to sex… with you anyway. Here’s one example:

Teenage Routine
A lot of us have those early experiences of being with a guy, which had a routine that went roughly along these lines: Kissing followed by touching the breasts and normally giving one, not both a squeeze. This could last for seconds or if lucky a whole couple of minutes. Try to undo her belt/slip hand up her skirt. If he’s not met with resistance, a rummage around followed by finger foreplay. If you’re lucky this lasted for a few minutes, but for some unlucky ladies, it was just a cursory check to make sure she’s wet enough. Then sex, which normally lasts for three minutes, again if lucky. Surely we can do better than this? Foreplay is not a cursory check to see if she’s wet enough to have sex with and when she’s not, a few shoddy manoeuvres to speed things up. It is time to grow up and move your sex routine on! Read more

2 Responses

  1. Well, I believe this is a routine for alot of men. Note, these are usually the hot guys or rich guys most women end up choosing. They seem to bypass sensitive men. Is this a self-fullfiilling behavior?
    In a ltr, the communication is much better and each person is trying to please their parttner more than themselves.

  2. It’s so sad that there are so many dullards and boors out there…and that women have to tolerate their behaviour.

    No doubt that online porn isn’t helping; I’d bet that many of the article’s complaints are reinforced by what the average male views.

    Maybe you should consider accompanying some of these no-nos with some video clips as reinforcement…?

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