Drunk Winehouse Gives Show, Forgets Undies

A sure sign that a female celebrity is losing it is when she begins forgetting her underwear. First, it was Britney Spears and Paris Hilton; now it’s the aptly named Amy Winehouse. Even if you’re drunk, how hard ii is it to remember to put on a pair of panties? The Daily News chronicles her latest disastrous public performance for which she was paid $2 million.

Amy Winehouse continues to find performing sober a challenge — even when she’s getting paid $2 million an hour.

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Winehouse was due to take the stage at 10:30 p.m. at The Garage, the gallery of [Roman] Abramovich’s 25-year-old love interest, Dasha Zhukova. The singer’s handlers “spent two hours trying to pull her together,” says the insider.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, wobbling onto the stage down a red carpet lined with red lights, which guided her like a damaged aircraft down a runway.

Between restorative sips of Coke, Winehouse puffed on cigarettes, flung her lighter into the audience and tugged on her little dress, revealing to stageside fans that she wasn’t wearing underwear. Read more

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