Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld

Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld does for for sex what he did for war. My favorite sex tip from Donald Rumsfeld:

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My husband has a problem with premature ejaculation. Is there something I could do to make him last longer?

–Ellen Shapiro, Knoxville, Tennessee

SECRETARY RUMSFELD: I’m just going to say this once. There is no such thing as premature ejaculation. There is ejaculation, and there is non-ejaculation. If your husband is ejaculating, then count your blessings. Congratulations, you just had sex. That’s what men do–they ejaculate. All this business about, “Oh, henny penny, my husband is a premature ejaculator!” is just a lot of twaddle and claptrap. You say it enough and pretty soon, believe me, he won’t be ejaculating at all. Read more

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