5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized or Arrested

The Bachelor Guy describes “5 Summer Sex Positions That Could Get You Hospitalized or Arrested.” Before trying any of these water-themed sex positions, make sure you have your health insurance premiums paid up and an ambulance on call because there is a chance you could tear and ACL or lose an eye.

Someone sent me a link to the Sex Position of the Week posted on Cosmo’s website, (which has links to their other positions as well.) Judging from the pictures and descriptions – and the fact that they are all water-based – I’m going to assume this is their Summer Collection. I’m also going to assume someone at Cosmo has a brother-in-law who is a personal injury attorney.

Some of these would challenge the acrobats of Cirque Du Soleil, let alone a 30-something couch-jockey with a bum knee. Read more

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