10 Tips for Having Sex in Public

If you’re thinking about having sex in public, here are ten tips you might need to know.

1) Dress strategically. Long skirts for park sex. Commando for cars, dressing rooms and bathrooms. For the ladies, side ties on your bikini bottom for water sex. Sweatpants or loose jeans for guys—this is about the only time the K-Fed look will work for you.

2) Choose your location wisely. Meaning no one should be around—and definitely no kids. Leave parks for after-dark hours when the only “straight” family members are dads cruising on the DL.

3) Play it safe. Tote along condoms and lube pillow packs (silicone-based for lake or pool sex)—they’re about $1 each at adult bookstores. Read more

One Response

  1. With the Internet, everything about sex is becoming public. This is both good and bad. Good because it helps demystify sex and remove some of the unnecessary taboo. Bad because there is no such thing as personal privacy anymore. For example, for the first time, a spouse has used YouTube to spill embarrassing secrets of a marriage in an apparent effort to gain leverage and humiliate the other side.


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